I assign to Mordor anyone who expects me to take an interest in football just because of the World Cup. I feel about football the way a vegan feels about steak. It could come from the finest cow, be cooked and served by Jean-Claude Novelli and they still wouldn't want to eat it. So watch it if you want, stick a hideous, tacky and probably inaccurate, plastic flag on your car if you really must, just don't expect me to give a toss...
I am hoping to find a part of the globe whare I will be safe but since someone felt oblige to inform me of scores last time even when I was flying over SE Asia ..I am not hopeful
