Denethor is infuriated as yet another wizard demands an audience.
Denethor: That's the fourth today! Haven't they got other rulers to bother?
Gandalf: Uh, guys? Gondor is my patch, remember? Radagast, I scheduled you to pester Mirkwood this afternoon instead of me! Scram!
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Denethor: Gandalf, I swear. If you uncloak in this hall one more time, I'll-
Gandalf: Too late!
Denethor: Auuuuggh!
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age?
2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.
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