So, we already have three votes. One is based on a dancing cat, another is based on some undoubtedly flawless logic that makes no sense to me and the final… oh well… So,
Nilp voting for himself definitely indicates… means that… um, let’s be fair, it doesn’t mean anything. Which reminds me,
Gil,
Wayne, if you wish to live past Day 1, vote for yourself! Look at that
Nilpaurion-fiend, it’s the perfect method.
Since this village is full of lunatics – except for me, obviously, you are all just sceptics – and coconut milkers, whatever foul and suspicious thing that may be, I say we should listen to
Saucepan Man, because he seems to know what he’s talking about. Then again, he is not really talking about anything, which is quite suspicious in itself.
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Aside from those three, Saucepan's seeming awfully pompous, he's probably the ranger. Gil keeps talking and he put all those links up and they're confusing, so cobbler. Aiwendil's acting pretty deep and whatnot, so he's the seer. And of course TGWBS is the hunter.
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What are you doing,
malkatoj, revealing the Gifted so readily! Oh no, now what are we to do?
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It's quite probably that the majority of wolves are in the group that holds those with no real profession and don't contribute much to the welfare of our village.
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Pfwah, and who are you Mr. Elven Smith, to judge who is valuable to this village? Can your crafty weapons save us from the wolves? Were you able to protect poor
Meneltarmacil? Besides, I’ll have you know I contribute much to the welfare of this village. I keep
TGWBS busy and and and… I can swim. A little. Sometimes. Then again, considering all laws of logic, it is quite likely most wolves are in the group of people without a real profession, simply because that group is clearly in the majority.
Anyhow, I doubt we shall be building a strong case against anyone toDay. Maybe we should lynch
Wayne. He’s just a wimp anyway. I also mistrust
Shelob and
Kath.
Kath seems a little over-enthusiastic about the whole thing – if she wishes to see werewolf activity, let her go to Mordor and leave us be - and
Shelob… well, just a case of Day 1 xenophobia I suppose.
Finally, are these Bethiril and Narvi perhaps codenames? Should we jumble them, rearrange them and propose some wacked theory concerning their real identities?
I shall be back shortly, with hopefully more sensible things to say. Like
Dancing Spawn just did (or at least, tis a brave attempt).