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		| You must follow the belief that to read about something is to fall under the vile persuasions therein. | 
	
 You write on a Tolkien RP forum. 'Nuff said.
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		| As you know he got married recently, and Mrs HI really likes big shiny rocks. But big shiny rocks are awfully expensive, and so he has been driven to a life of internet crime. | 
	
 As fellow (but not 
fellow) newlywed, and as a girl, big shiny rocks are awfully nice. And as a computer geek in training, internet crime is FUN!