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**lindil** · 02-01-2006, 10:56 PM

Judge Lindil:

"Mr. Jackson do you have any words of defense re: the complete abscence of the Scouring of the Shire?"

PJ: "well your honour as I had already killed Saruman..."

[the gallery erupts w/ many loud shouts and boo's]
ORDER! ORDER!!

The gavel is pounded once and an eerie silence falls...

Judge Lindil: So you seem to be admitting that one omission, led to another...

PJ: well as I have stated before my aim as to focus on the story of the ring and it's destruction, so after that, I mean does it really matter?? Fran and I wrote a few other alternate endings, we had Denethor pull out an fire extinguisher as soon as Gandalf and co. closes the door on the hallows, and Denethor sneaks up to the shire [ see cause the new Denethor likes too eat... {At this many boos and hisses erupt} in Saruman's place...meeting wormtounge too...I thought it was great!! a real improvement in fact...

[W/ this the courtroom erupts and Judge Lindil tears at his beard and rips his robes...]

Chaos erupts, Judge lindil regains his composure and discretely orders the Baliffs to escort the defendant out of the court before he is injured...]

After the furor dies down Judge lindil calls a recess...

Reporters gather outside and there seems to be a consensus that PJ has lost alot of weight, possibly due to the rigors of the trial. Some are calling it the 'Noakes Diet'...and noticing the similarity w/ the current trial of Saddam....

02-01-2006, 10:56 PM	#4
lindil Seeker of the Straight Path Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: a hidden fastness in Big Valley nor cal Posts: 1,680	Judge Lindil: "Mr. Jackson do you have any words of defense re: the complete abscence of the Scouring of the Shire?" PJ: "well your honour as I had already killed Saruman..." [the gallery erupts w/ many loud shouts and boo's] ORDER! ORDER!! The gavel is pounded once and an eerie silence falls... Judge Lindil: So you seem to be admitting that one omission, led to another... PJ: well as I have stated before my aim as to focus on the story of the ring and it's destruction, so after that, I mean does it really matter?? Fran and I wrote a few other alternate endings, we had Denethor pull out an fire extinguisher as soon as Gandalf and co. closes the door on the hallows, and Denethor sneaks up to the shire [ see cause the new Denethor likes too eat... {At this many boos and hisses erupt} in Saruman's place...meeting wormtounge too...I thought it was great!! a real improvement in fact... [W/ this the courtroom erupts and Judge Lindil tears at his beard and rips his robes...] Chaos erupts, Judge lindil regains his composure and discretely orders the Baliffs to escort the defendant out of the court before he is injured...] After the furor dies down Judge lindil calls a recess... Reporters gather outside and there seems to be a consensus that PJ has lost alot of weight, possibly due to the rigors of the trial. Some are calling it the 'Noakes Diet'...and noticing the similarity w/ the current trial of Saddam.... __________________ The dwindling Men of the West would often sit up late into the night exchanging lore & wisdom such as they still possessed that they should not fall back into the mean estate of those who never knew or indeed rebelled against the Light. Last edited by lindil; 02-02-2006 at 07:38 PM. Reason: bad court stenographer...