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Oyez, oyez!
Be it herewith made known to those who inhabit the realm and city known as the Barrow-Downs, that Belladonna Baggins, nee Took, daughter of Gerontius, is herewith to be cast forth from the game of chance known at "Survivor: The Hobbit" for reasons to be herewith listed:
Reason the First: That Belladonna Took (as Belladonna Baggins, nee Took, daughter of Gerontius shall be henceforth referred to) is guilty of the crime of indecency, as convicted by Justice K.U. Ruharan on evidence presented by F.A.T. regarding a certain "PlayHobbitlass".
Reason the Second: That the marriage of Bungo and Belladonna Baggins and the peace of their son Bilbo has been rendered apart by participation in the aforementioned "Survivor" game. The accused has henceforth been known by her maiden name of Belladonna Took.
Reason the Third: That the continued participation of Belladonna Took in the game of "Survivor" is an unspoken admission of the correctness of a prediction of Kuruharan the Prophet- a known Enemy of the State, and that her eviction is immediately required to quell his ego.
++Belladonna Took
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