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Public Service Announcement: Attention all members of F.A.T.
Friends! Your valiant struggle against the dangerous splinter group R.E.A.L. F.A.T. has not gone unnoticed. Indeed, this observer has noted their behavior today, namely their attempt to evict the Chief Warg from the Survivor cast, with great alarm. Their stubborn insistence on attacking the closest thing to "Man's Best Friend" on this show clearly demonstrates that they cannot be trusted. Therefore, I have cast my vote for Bombur, hoping to defeat their dangerous scheme. Please remember my support.
Thank you for your attention.
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