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F.A.T. and R.E.A.L.F.A.T. must be stopped.
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I fear m’lady’s understanding of the situation lacks sophistication. F.A.T. and R.E.A.L. F.A.T. are enemies. If you do something against one, the other one will like you. Or at least they will if they happen to be paying attention at the time. Currently, most members of F.A.T. are ogling pictures of Belladonna Took in this month’s issue of
Playhobbitlass and consequently don’t have a whole lot of time for anything else.
The members of R.E.A.L. F.A.T. are occupied trying to figure out how to make dynamite out of potato skins.