Oh the humanity!!!
I bring grave news from F.A.T. In the drunken celebration after the bestial barbarian's departure, a vicious brawl ensued. F.A.T. has now split in two. There now exists the original F.A.T. and the militant centrist fringe REvenge After Losing, otherwise known as R.E.A.L. F.A.T. Apparently the leader of these wild-eyed, spud-throwing radicals has suffered much harm in a Cassandra-esque role in some silly game known as werewolf. This unhinged extremism has lead this group to demand the instant eviction of the...
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The threatened lawsuits and random acts of potato violence have caused the producers to instantly cast themselves on the mercy of their therapists and have started chugging a volatile cocktail of Prozac, Ritalin, and sulfuric acid.
Really...this lupine fiend must go before our trusty and well-beloved producers spontaneously combust.
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...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no...
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