[Oddwen]

Aragorn: And this "Ent" of whom you speak, he has seen the Hobbits?

Gandalf: Eee hee hee hee!

A: Where does he live? Old man, where does he live?

G: He knows of a cave ... a cave which no man has entered.

A: And ... the Hobbits ... the Hobbits are there?

G: Hee hee hee! There is much danger ... for beyond the cave lies the Gorge of Eternal Peril, which no man has ever crossed.

A: But the Hobbits, where are the Hobbits!?

G: Seek you the Bridge of Death ... look to the Black Ships

A: The Bridge of Death ... which leads to the Hobbits?


Or...the true story of the meeting of the White Wizards


White Wizard: WHAT...is your name?

White Wizard: Saruman Many-colored.

WW: WHAT is your quest?

WW: To rule over all Middle-earth.

WW: WHAT is your favorite color?

WW: White! No, wait, aiiiii!

Or...

To know fear is not to know Gandalf the Uncloaked, it is to know...Gandalf the Mime!!

Or...

Gandalf drinks an invisible mug of ale.

Or...

G: Hmm, my beard is so strokeably soft today!

Or...

G*twiddles mustache*: Curses! Foiled again!

Or...

Gandalf contemplates his next shot in his game of pool.

Or...

G*little girl voice*: Can 'oo tell me the way to Gwandma's house?

Or...

G: Augh! I've come back with the hands of a woman!