Ahem.
As Moderator of Werewolf XVI: No Man is An Island, the fifteenth in direct descent from Tol-in-Gaurhoth, Isle of Werewolves, I- as senior Moderator of a Game on the Barrow-Downs, by the Authority invested in me by reason of the Barrow-Wight's founding of the first Werewolf game, do herewith assume authority in the absence of Glirdan, Moderator of Survivor III: The Hobbit, to end this day of voting. By this authority I summarily cast out, through pure objectivity, the persons of Tom, Beorn, and Kuruharan.
What do you mean Kuruharan isn't a contestant- he's a Dwarf, isn't he?
What do you mean the Moderator can't summarily cast off contestants?
What do you mean being a Werewolf Mod has nothing to do with this?
Okay, you may now return to your regularly scheduled doldrums.
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