the guy who be short's numerous names will soon include
the guy who be shrunk. Initially, he will be
the guy who be shocked with this, but eventually he will learn to just (be)
the guy who be snort at it.
After spending a lot of time binging on the famous potion pizzas from a village called Dol-in-Gaurhoth, he will become
the guy who be stout. When he tries to get out from his house, he will realize that he's
the guy who be stuck.
In a future Werewolf game he will decide to follow the footsteps of Formendacil and Kath and volunteer to be the village gongfarmer, where he will be more popularly known as
the guy who be stunk.