Pippin wonders if he should point out that Denethor's sleeve is dangling in the gravy.
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Pippin's revenge was merciless - he'd emptied the whole pot of pepper onto that plate.
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age?
2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.
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