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Tired of rings and uruk-hai, Saruman creates his greatest invention yet: The One Paperweight To Rule Them All. All he had to do now was create twenty more and dupe the leaders of each race to accept one as a gift...
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Saruman loved the Garden Decoration of the Month Club. Last month he got a free garden gnome, and this month he recieved the perfect gazing ball to sit in the fountain by the back porch!
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"Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.
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