[Gurthang]

Eomer: "PJ, this stunt double looks nothing like me!"

OR

Eomer: "No, that's not it at all. You have to glower angrily like this. *glowers angrily*"
Small child runs away crying.
Eomer wannabe: "I just don't know how you do it so well. I'll never be able to glower like you can."
Eomer: "That's okay, not everyone can be a great glowerer.*glowers again to show off*"

OR

Eomer: "If you dare kiss me I will cut off your head."

OR

Eomer: "Stupid house of mirrors. More like house of mirrors-that-make-me-see-horrible-looking-reflections-of-myself."