Tonight on Middle-Earth's number one soap opera, As the Horse Gallops, Eomer is confronted by his evil twin, thought to have died in season two...
Eomer: But I saw you fall off that cliff and I saw the rock that impaled you.
Evil Twin: No, for you see that was my evil twin, your evil triplet.
Tune in next week for the shocking conclusion
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