Merry: I offer thee my sword, my king.
Theoden: That's not your sword... Hey, it's mine!
OR
Merry stood there dumbstruck. He had never been very good with (s)words.
OR
From Merry's photo album: I travelled all over the world, saved a queen and wounded the worst enemy there was and all I got was this lousy sword!
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Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches.
Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch?
He who breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom ~Lurker...
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