*offscreen lady with slight english accent*
Orbit Gum! It gives you that
clean feeling.
OR
Elrond: Did I say Gloin went with Balin to Moria? I meant...um, Gloin and Dwalin went to Narnia! Yeah, that's it!
Gimli:
*muttering through anger and emotion*
Never trust an elf..... 
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Medical marijuana