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Originally Posted by WaynetheGoblin
++galion
If you dont get rid of him i dont know what i will do.
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This we must find out... What WILL Wayne do if Galion stays?
Now, to convince the SPM that someone else is worthy of his wrath....
It appears that Bert is leading, so I present you therefore with data suggesting that this uncouth troll is, in fact, not worth as much as Galion.
Bert, as everyone ought to know, is a troll. This being the Barrow-Downs, everybody ought to want to get him off just for that reason. In fact, he ought to have been deleted out of the game by an all-powerful Admin for that very reason. Do we not have "don't feed the troll" notices up on this board? Don't we all eagerly neg-rep a troll down to the very depths of chasm below the Bridge of Khazad-dum?
Furthermore, Bert is an anachronism. Who can explain the presence of that accent and a name like "Bert" within the Legendarium that is Middle-Earth. His presence, and that of his comrades is one of the most glaring disruptions of the thematic whole, and has incurred the wrath of Davem, if of no others.
What's more, this Bert is a known cannibal! A cannibal with an appetite for just about every type of creature remaining on the board: hobbits, dwarves, elves, men, mutton. You name it, he'll eat it. Would we want our one and only Burrahobbit eaten and killed just because we didn't evict this dimwitted troll from this game?
Finally, I have to ask you why you even bother permitting a stone statue to take place in this game. We have evicted several old and dead Dwarves on the simple basis of them being dead and rotting, so should we not remove this Troll to a more suitable place, such as pedestal in some courtyard?
I call upon you all to do the wise thing, and vote:
++Bert
And remember, don't feed the troll.