Eomer: Your arrow seems to be made of cardboard.
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Legolas: No one insults my frock!
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Aragorn and Gimli stand back as Legolas challenges Eomer to a duel. The men of Rohan are about to learn why it is unwise to make fun of an elf's hairstyle.
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"Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain
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