Desperately trying to hide his new hobby from the rest of the fellowship, Aragorn stabs his finger with his sewing needle.
or...(because, as a GameCube person, I am obligated to go to war with TORE because of his Halo 2 mentioning) (this won't make sense if you haven't played Windwaker, apologies)
Aragorn: I'm going to read this chart MYSELF, darnit. I refuse to give that blasted elf any more of my money!
or maybe
Aragorn, reading tag: "This label is affixed in compliance with provincial law. Not to be removed until delivered to the consumer." ...Okay, first, why does my hand have a tag on it, and second, how are they planning on getting my hand 'to the consumer'? (noticing sword) ...Oh.
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Now, mostly dead is slightly alive. Now, all dead...well, with all dead, there's usually only one thing that you can do--Go through his clothes and look for loose change.
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