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Old 01-02-2006, 06:49 PM   #9019
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Desperately trying to hide his new hobby from the rest of the fellowship, Aragorn stabs his finger with his sewing needle.

or...(because, as a GameCube person, I am obligated to go to war with TORE because of his Halo 2 mentioning) (this won't make sense if you haven't played Windwaker, apologies)

Aragorn: I'm going to read this chart MYSELF, darnit. I refuse to give that blasted elf any more of my money!

or maybe

Aragorn, reading tag: "This label is affixed in compliance with provincial law. Not to be removed until delivered to the consumer." ...Okay, first, why does my hand have a tag on it, and second, how are they planning on getting my hand 'to the consumer'? (noticing sword) ...Oh.
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