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Lurtz: But I've chopped your arm off!
Aragorn: No you didn't.
Lurtz: Yer bloody sword's stuck in yer shoulder!
Aragorn: No it isn't. I'M INVINCIBLE!
Or...
Aragorn: If...found...please return...to Gandalf the Grey, Esq. Oh no, he must have put away his cloak after he took it off and Shadowfax ran off with it!
Or...
Arwen: What's this, a Ranger caught off his guard?
Aragorn(not looking up): Hello darling, you're using the wrong end of the sword again.
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
I listen for returning feet and voices at the door
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