[the guy who be short]

throw jam at you so you have it on your coat and scarf and it's in your hair.

Am I the only one who thinks this sounds incredibly tasty?

I'll assign being without peers on New Year's Eve.

I'll assign train services on New Year's Eve and Day.

I'll assign having to commute to a different town for education, thus generally cutting me off from my friends a lot.

I'll assign the difference in education that exists between different areas that force me to commute.

I'll assign governments that throw money at good schools. At least, that's how I understand our government works. If not, I'm assigning it anyway. Everybody deserves not just an education, but a good education