Eomer: Legolas of Mirkwood, I hear the Silvan elves prefer pretty unicorns to the Meras.
Legolas: <gasp> How could you feign this infront of so many!?
Eomer: <whispering> You cant hide whats inside, Master Elf.....
OR
Yoda from off stage: Lesson No. 1. Striking an elf with a knife behind his back, one should not. About to punch him in the face, this man is.
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