Theoden's sword is actually stuck in his own back, something Aragorn is trying to help him with...
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Theoden: AAaahhhh Aliens! There's something's inside me!
Aragorn: No late TV-nights for you anymore!
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Theoden: AAaahhhh Aliens! There's something's inside me!
Aragorn: That would be Eowyn's stew...
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Dunedain-Rohirrim 87-86, last 3 seconds and Theoden's going for the basket
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Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches.
Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch?
He who breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom
~Lurker...