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Hookbill the Goomba · 12-21-2005, 10:30 AM

Shadowfax has a unique form of rabies. He froths at the feet.

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Even Gandalf got caught up in the Christmas rush.

OR

Gandalf: "I rode into battle on my faithful horse Shadowfax. There were suddenly these figures made of light in front of me that tried to give me small chocolates. I took one of said chocolates. Unfortunately, this chocolate contain a powerful hallucinogenic. But this did not affect me.
"So when they tried to steal my horse, I tried to ward them off with my sword, but I accidentally hit them in the face with the blade. They all tried to stop my horse again, so I swished the blade again and their heads fell off and did begin to dance upon the floor. Then a space ship bound for the planet Zanoosy picked me up and dropped me off in Arwen's bedroom where I did play the giant kazoo attached to the ceiling.
"And that, your honour, is the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth."

12-21-2005, 10:30 AM	#8886
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Shadowfax has a unique form of rabies. He froths at the feet. OR Even Gandalf got caught up in the Christmas rush. OR Gandalf: "I rode into battle on my faithful horse Shadowfax. There were suddenly these figures made of light in front of me that tried to give me small chocolates. I took one of said chocolates. Unfortunately, this chocolate contain a powerful hallucinogenic. But this did not affect me. "So when they tried to steal my horse, I tried to ward them off with my sword, but I accidentally hit them in the face with the blade. They all tried to stop my horse again, so I swished the blade again and their heads fell off and did begin to dance upon the floor. Then a space ship bound for the planet Zanoosy picked me up and dropped me off in Arwen's bedroom where I did play the giant kazoo attached to the ceiling. "And that, your honour, is the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth." __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 12-21-2005 at 11:30 AM.