Gandalf's attempts to become "the white" was revealed as fake as he used way too much powder!
OR
Even Gandalf the Mighty sank through the snow. It didn't matter how high speed he had, not even Shadowfax could make it... Only Legolas can walk on snow!
OR
Gandalf: Come on, fight! Don't let the cotton take you! RIDE!!!
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Gandalf: I don't care what they say, I'll make this a white Christmas!
...these were really bad
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Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches.
Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch?
He who breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom
~Lurker...