Elendil has a staring match with the fly that just landed inside his helmet.
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Elendil: "If I hear one more cross-eyed joke, I'll make somebody else cross-eyed!"
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Elendil hates 'Where's Waldo?' games.
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Elendil: "Honest Ocifer! I'm not as think as you drunk I am!"
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I'm on a Mission from God.
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