I wrote these WAY before i came here:
Dashing through rain
With death upon their mind
To the gates of Bree
With riders close behind
Location of Gandalf?
Butterbur don’t know
Something’s over there
He just took Frodo
Chorus: Down the dell! Down the dell
Run for your lives
The riders come and go again
Like they have fussy wives
HEY!
Up the stairs they run
The riders are so near
Strider asks a question
He says do you fear?
Do you have the ring?
Frodo says no
Strider says indeed
Sam says let ‘em go!
Into the wild they run
The riders on horses
Pippin says no fun
Them riders got divorces
Chorus: Down the dell! Down the dell
Run for your lives
The riders come and go again
Like they have fussy wives
HEY!
To Weather Top they go
Swords they get to have
Frodo says no!
He then gets stabbed
Their plans are now spoiled
We need some lathalas
What the heck is that?
Let me think, oh kingsfoil!
Chorus: Down the dell! Down the dell
Run for your lives
The riders come and go again
Like they have fussy wives
HEY!
The fellowship is made
To Mordor they must go
Up the mountains harsh
Look at all the snow!
To the mines Gimli says
My cousin there sees
Gandalf says no
Frodo says please
Chorus: OH, Down the dell! Down the dell
Run for your lives
The riders come and go again
Like they have fussy wives
HEY!
Something smells queer
Into Moria they loom
Gimli says a mine
Boromir: a tomb
What the heck is hot?
Something’s on my neck
Look at all the bones
Golly whata wreck!
Chorus: Down the dell! Down the dell
Run for your lives
The riders come and go again
Like they have fussy wives
HEY!
To the bridge of Kazadum
The fellowship must fly
The balrog is so close
Gandalf says bye, bye
Galadriel says go
Frodo says here
Galadriel says whoa!
I wanted this every year!
Chorus: OHHH Down the dell! Down the dell
Run for your lives
The riders come and go again
Like they have fussy wives
HEY!
Dashing through the river
The hobbit made his mind
Frodo goes alone
But Sam is close behind
That hobbit can not swim
He wont survive the rush
Please go back Sam
AH, HUSH!
Frodo goes with Sam
Will Aragorn be king?
Will Merry die?
Will death come to the Ring?
Chorus: Down the dell! Down the dell
Run for your lives
The riders come and go again
Like-they-have-fus-sy-wives
…..HEY!
On the 1st day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
1 very evil ring
On the 2nd day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
2 hobbits fighting
Over an evil ring!!!
On the 3rd day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
Three Elf lords
Two hobbits fighting
Over an evil ring!
On the 4th day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
Four scared hobbits
Three Elf rings
Two hobbits fighting
Over an evil ring!
On the 5th day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
FIVEE WRAAAIITHSS ON WIIIINNNGGSSSS!!!!!!
Four scared hobbits
Three Elf lords
Two hobbits fighting
Over an evil ring!
On the 6th day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
Six Orcs a spawnin’
FIVEE WRAAAIITHSS ON WIIIINNNGGSSSS!!!!!!
Four scared hobbits
Three Elf lords
Two hobbits fighting
Over an evil ring!
On the 7th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…
Seven dwarves a mining
Six orcs a spawnin’
FIVEE WRAAAIITHSS ON WIIIINNNGGSSSS!!!!!!
Four scared hobbits
Three Elf lords
Two hobbits fighting
Over an evil Ring!
On the 8th day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
Eight blades a piercing
Seven dwarves a mining
Six orcs a spawnin
FIVEE WRAAAIITHSS ON WIIIINNNGGSSSS!!!!!!
Four scared hobbits
Three Elf lords
Two hobbits fighting
Over an evil Ring!
On the 9th day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
Nine Riders ridding
Eight blades a piercing
Seven dwarves a mining
Six orcs a spawning
FIVEE WRAAAIITHSS ON WIIIINNNGGSSSS!!!!!!
Four scared hobbits
Three Elf lords
Two hobbits fighting
Over an evil ring
On the 10th day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
Ten arrows flying
Nine Riders ridding
Eight blades a piercing
Seven dwarves a mining
Six orcs a spawning
FIVEE WRAAAIITHSS ON WIIIINNNGGSSSS!!!!!!
Four scared hobbits
Three Elf lords
Two hobbits fighting
Over an evil ring
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
Eleven Uruks marching
Ten arrows flying
Nine Riders ridding
Eight blades a piercing
Seven dwarves a mining
Six orcs a spawning
FIVEE WRAAAIITHSS ON WIIIINNNGGSSSS!!!!!!
Four scared hobbits
Three Elf lords
Two hobbits fighting
Over an evil ring
ON THE TWELFTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME!!!!....
Twelve Eagles searching
Eleven Uruk’s marching
Ten arrows flying
Nine Riders ridding
Eight blades a piercing
Seven dwarves a mining
Six orcs a spawning
FIVEE WRAAAIITHSS ON WIIIINNNGGSSSS!!!!!!
Four scared hobbits
Three Elf lords
Two hobbits fighting
Over an evil ring!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There are more... i'll post them later.
