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GRRRRRRROOOOWWWWWLLLLL!!!**
Be afraid! Be very afraid! For the Big Bad Wolf is here ...
Contrary to Mannish folklore, Villagers have much to fear for me. For I am admirably equipped with huff and suitably arrayed with puff, and I have more than enough to blow their houses down.
Heroes, eh? Why, let us have some sport with them. Let us hunt them down and tear them limb from limb. Let us search them out and devour them 'til nothing be left of them. We have nothing to fear from them, for they are cowardly fools who dare only to strike during the day, while we sleep. They can be no match for a group of fine Wolves such as us (well, most of us). So let us avenge the death of our fallen comrade,
Anguirel.
I say that, in fine Wolvish tradition, we pick on the weakest among us first. So that would be:
Eomer, a paltry Warg.
Kitanna, a mere Beta Wolf
Oddwen, yet but a whelp
and
Kath, a useless runt.
What say you, fellow beasts?
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Originally Posted by the pathetic Warg
Now, who among you wolves is willing to hunt down these Elves and show them no mercy
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Now, how'd you know that they're Elves, eh?