[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Boromir knew that, contrary to popular belief, taking candy from a baby required skill and patience.

or

Boromir: "I've found something! It appears to be some sort of rock! ...o wait, it's just a clump of dirt. Still, my heart is pounding!"

or

Boromir watches in anticipation as Gandalf meanders toward the carefully-placed bear-trap.

or

Lonely Boromir—shunning the light and embracing the darkness.


By the way, wasn't I second in the Caption charts a little while ago? Now TORE is way ahead of me!