Hm, I was reading through these posts and it seems to be me [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] that always gets laughed at!
Ah, a hobbit can afford to laugh at himself I suppose... [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
All of the latter posts tickle me, but a favourite of mine has to be in Three is Company, where Frodo goes for a walk, returns and Pippin asks him where the water is, and Frodo replies "I don't keep water in my pockets."
Also the song at the Prancing Pony, the Merry Old Inn is funny too

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