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Originally Posted by Durelin
He heard a thud and a scream. “Did you get that on the kamura?!” he shouted at the kamuraman, conjuring up fake tears in order to better wallow in self pity upon injuring a helpless…child, cat, dog, whatever he felt like making it. He ignored the kamuraman when he said “It was the spare tire you were supposed to take with you, sir…”
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A 6 on the Richter Scale for a good laugh.
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Originally Posted by Durelin
“There have been rumours of Alumìne Umfuìl taking a certain interest in you…”
“Oh really? Well, then, I guess we might as well make it her. Is there a jealous lover involved, by any chance?”
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A 3 on the inverted scale of uber-hilariosity for the reason that you only predict one jealous lover... there will be at least two.
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Originally Posted by Celuien
For this reason, multiple versions of the exam are given, such that drivers are not necessarily tested in any consistent fashion. Is that clear?
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An 8 on the Not-forcing-us-all-to-have-the-same-test scale.
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Originally Posted by Elempi
"It is a flexible system (by which Anakron meant that he had not decided exactly how the point system would add up in the end, nor precisely what total signified failure) by which, for each test, members of the Offending Party will be given a point total not less than one, not greater than ten
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A 10 on the flexible system scale (by which Fea means that she has not yet decided how this scale works yet, nor what its importance will be) by which, for each post, writers of the Offending Party will be given points that don't matter. Much like in Who's Line is this Anyway?
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Originally Posted by Encai
"Now, now, Phineas," his mother was saying. "I already told you, no more nuclear devices this week."
'What a horrible name for a child,' thought Wilhelmina.
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A 10 on Fea's scale of "Ouch, I was just reminded of that horrible book A Separate Peace by John Knowles."
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Originally Posted by the phantom
But Mardil knew he wouldn't have it any other way. When there was a delicious damsel in distress, he simply had to be the one to rescue her.
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A 13.43786 on the Maybe Chivalry Ought to be Dead After All scale.
Great writing everybody. I get a huge kick out of reading each new post.