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I wish that orcs were employed as security guards at "Arda Airlines"
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Be careful with what you say because I saw Melkor around here and.... oh, no... it's too late now!
And so it was that Morgoth had his newest idea. Not only he created airports, but also delayed flights, cheap seats in which you cannot sleep and turbulences. Yet the final touch was still missing. When the free people of the Middle Earth were already getting used to the inconveniences of flight, Morgoth unveiled his latest evil. Orkish security guards! Relentless and naturaly violent, orks were just about the perfect match for the job. They enjoyed displeasing passangers in any way possible, whether that may be checking their bags.... or the dreaded cavity search (and I'm not talking about people's teeth)
I wish Feanor had named Melkor with a more cheerful name... something like "butterfly"