[Gurthang]

(Notice that the person to the left appears to have a wand in his hand.)

Gollum: "Who's that, Preciouss?!"
Bilbo: "Yes, who exactly are you, and why are you in Gollum's cave?"
??????: "What? This is... Gollum's cave? Where is that?"
Bilbo: "Under the Misty Mountains, in Middle-Earth. Now who are you?"
??????: "Oh, Harry Potter, sir."
Bilbo: "Uhm... You're in the wrong story. In fact, the wrong world."
Harry: "Well, I followed my directions..."
Gollum: "Oh, did it ussse MapQuesst, Preciouss, did it?"
Harry: "Well, yes... I thought it would be easy."
Bilbo: "No! It will always lead you astray!"
Gollum: "Yess! We hatess MapQuesst, we doess!"