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I wish ... Godzilla was a character in ME
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*Godzila (the movie) theme song starts playing*
And so it was, that somewhere around the year 1300 (SR) a new creature appeared out of the blue. This creature was to be the first of the youngest children of Eru. Yes you heard me right. First came the elves, with their eternal life and beauty. Then came the men with the gift from Eru. But what very few of us know is that then came Godzila. Yet, just like what happened with Men and Morgoth, Sauron was the first to find these new creatures and quickly realized the were even better than Dragons. He promised them the one thing they didn't have (good looks) and soon, countless armies of Godzileren (plural of Godzila) were sent out to conquer Middle Earth. Surely enough the combined armies of Gondor, Rohan, Lothlorien, Mirkwood and even The Shire (with their batallions of excesively furry hobbits) were defeated and a new blackness covered the world.
I wish....
I wish Frodo had had a cellular phone when he went into Mordor