Bilbo: I lost my scrapbook full of pictures! Why it was just right here. It had all sorts of snapshots from my journey.
Hobbit Child: Is this it Uncle Bilbo?
Bilbo: Woo, a new pic! Hey, how'd that one get in there?
This is what happens when Pippin has had too many drinks...
Pippin: Ol' Bilbo Baggins had a farm, ee-ii-ee-ii-ooo. And on that farm he had a pig, ee-ii-ee-ii-ooo. With an oink, oink here, oink, oink, there, here an oink, there an oink, everywhere an oink oink. Ol' Bilbo had a farm, ee-ii-ee-ii-ooo.