Bilbo: Okay, we've been at this all day without getting anywhere. N tell me how do I get from Munchkinland back to Hobbiton quick and simple?
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Bilbo has flashbacks of the Mirkwood spiders during an unopprotune moment.
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Bilbo: Haha, very funny. Now which one of you little squirts has my pocket watch?
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"Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos
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