Just a collection of some of my favorites, so far, since I can only rep you guys every 20. If you wish to add to this particular "sub-thread", just use the above wording in the "Title" field of your post.
The rating system below is purely subjective, based on my own reactions to what you guys have written.
10 rotfl
9 lmao
8 uncontrollable giggling
7 burst out laughing
6 good laugh
5 grin
4 smile
3 smirk
2 great stuff
1 good stuff
It's all making me smile, smirk, and it's all great stuff, so I'm not counting anything below a 5.
"Daddy, look, that lady is giving her hat lunch!" a small girl noted, tugging on her father's sleeve. -
Enca~7
"Fléin son of Fréin of the Ironfoots" the Grand Anakronist cried, his voice rolling through the courtyard.
"Ironfeet!" injected an annoying English teacher. -
Guy~6
Fea's entire post after leaving Caer PairadocksFea~8
He was smacked in the face by pure shock as the Trolls began bodily placing him on a litter, and though it was quite comfortable, and he was getting a lead role, Valde made a show of struggling. “No! O untimely official looking document, I never once did know thy bitter taste till now!”
“He is good, isn’t he?” the Troll carrying the back of the litter said to the one in front. -
Durelin~7
"Thank you." The Orc deposited the Troll in a box marked "Paid" and handed Panakeia a receipt. As he turned and walked back into the crowd, he called out "Have a nice day, and remember, a frown is just a smile turned upside down." Panakeia gaped at the Orc. Could he possibly be any more absurd? -
Celuien~8
A man wearing a lot of bling-bling hopped out of the passenger side and strutted up to Mardil, using one hand to hold up his overly large and baggy pants. -
the phantom~7
"So, tell us a few things about yourself, Ms. Brokenback," the host, who had introduced himself as Karís Mâtiktwít said with a grin of dubious sincerity and hue. -
Enca~9 ('single item' winner so far)
The woman shrugged. Suddenly her face contorted, nose wrinkled, upper lip drawn back, and eyes squeezed even more tightly shut than before. She grabbed at Panakeia's scarf, which was instantly pulled back by a ducking Panakeia, and sneezed, spraying the business-suited man behind with cold virus. -
Celuien~7
Red line to Potted Ham Court Road, change trains for Edge-Where. -
Celuien~6
"Good morning, afternoon, evening and morning again! Welcome to the Rût’s Lip Garden Station. My name is Tiffany. It is my pleasure to serve you with a smile." Here she smiled, baring a row of yellow, jagged teeth. One was gold, and another had Tiffany's gum on it. -
Celuien~7
When the man looked properly respectful, fearful, and reminiscent of somebody about to wet himself, Alli straightened his bling for him and patted him on the head. -
Fea~5
"I said fruitcake!" -
Enca~6
Cumulative totals so far:
Enca~22
Guy~6
Fea~13
Durelin~7
Celuien~28
the phantom~7
Kath~nuthin' yet (suggestion: do more with the fact that your character's the only complete newby in Mordor)
Cumulative winner of this round:
Celuien!~ Yay!
Honorable mention:
Enca
Heck, you guys are all incredible.
