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Originally Posted by dancing spawn of ungoliant
Sam: Repeat after me as fast as you can: A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.
Gollum: ..?
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Sam: Is that to hard? Well, ok. Try this: Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch?
Gollum................???????????????
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Sam: And that hair cut is soooo last year.
Gollum: What does it say, precious? My hair is wrong? Noooooooo...
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Sam: And what's that then? Aha, I got you, you stinker!
Gollum: That's my elbow. Are fat hobbit all right? To much Mordor Water again?
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Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches.
Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch?
He who breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom
~Lurker...