[Gothmog]

Gollum: But do they have wings or not?
Sam: Well, if we look at the facts..................

OR

Gollum: I don't understand. Who saved Frodo if it wasn't Arwen?
Sam: Well, there's this guy Glorfindel...
Gollum: But didn't he die at the fall of Gondolin? I don't get it

OR

Gollum: Why can Legolas run on the snow, but I can't?
Sam: Well, I think that...................

OR

Gollum: Is Eru God? What do you mean by that? Do you mean that Eru is Tolkien's God, the God of ME or the one and only God?
Sam: Come on, don't do this to me... Not now, I'm too tired!

OR

Gollum: Round eares? Aren't they pointy?
Sam:..........

OR

Gollum: I'm supposed to cast myself and the ring into the fire? But what will Eru do then? Make me trip or what?
Sam:...........

And so on.......

And something totally unrelated:

Sam: Did you take my baby-blue contacts?
Gollum: Take? Me? Gollum doesn't know what fat hobbit is talking about!