Unfortunately ... (well I was gonna write about all the elves being sick of life ... nah too obvious) Due to over hunting of the elusive Tapiocalope - the main ingredient in tapioca - they were put on the endangered list. The people then built great monuments to their newly found idol. This caused great strife in small local economies which were dependent on tributes to indigenous characters and not these new fangled statues put up by the Man.
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