[Morsul the Dark]

Originally Posted by Valesse

I wish dwarves were very deeply interested and a part of the art of interperative dance.

So Gimli is the most prominent of these dancers whck makes him a nimble and strong fighter and he destroys the orcs at Helm's deep unfortunately he is also very very snobbish and when he catches legolas lkaughing at his interpretive dance move he intreprets what would happen if he killed an elf...so legolas goes bye-bye

I wish that Sam lived in Japan and became the Iron Chef Shire but the quest was still completed and sam cooked at aragorn's wedding and everyone loved the food(that wasn't posionous).