Q:Who is Tom Bombadil
A:A suicide bomber so proud he put Bomb in his name his real name is Tom Adil
****the fact that sounded slightly arabian is a coincidence and does not reflect my views
Q:what is a hobbit
A:A habit is something like biting your nails.
Q:........no a hobbit
A: a hob bit...is a bit of a hob i suppose
Q:no....nevermmind
Q:Who wrote Lord of the Rings?
A:Peter Jackson although some sceptics believe that some JRR Tolkien Wrote which is of course bizarrely false and makes no sense after all this book version of the movie is nothing lik the movie just a cheap knockoff...I could go on for hours
Q:Is it true they orginally looked at Sean Connery to play Gandalf
A:Yes but think about it James Bonmd as Gandalf.....I mean its bad enough for Ian to uncloak.....
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