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Bilbo and the three trolls decided to make a quartet which rocked Middle Earth until three days after when, mysteriously, the lead vocalist went missing.
In other news Mr. B. Huggins would like to announce his new brand of chili.
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Bilbo: But da'rs sh-no blood in my ale, officers!
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Bilbo: Imagine it! As far as the eye can see elves that you can squash into lo-carb, high protein, fast acting, muscle growing, arthritis curing, sinus clearing, omega-D carrying, vitamin rich, better-than-your-mother-makes it chili!
Huggins: It's almost too good to be real...*sniff*
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"Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos
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