Gloin: "Now, where did I put my eyebrows."
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Gimli's alter ego, Gimla! Notice the died hair and braided beard? Sure signs of cross-dressing!
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"...I left my body standing somewhere in the sands of time."
Gloin: "Yes, ahem, where is my body, exactly?"
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Gloin: "What most people don't realize about the beard is that you can hide your pipeweed in here!"
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