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Q: Do balrogs have wings?
A: No.
Or, even funnier, and certainly more inaccurate...
Q: Do balrogs have wings?
A: Yes, but they don't work.
Q: What shape are Elves' ears?
A: Pointy.
Q: Is Eru God?
A: No.
Q: Was Legolas Blond?
A: Yes.
Q: What do wargs look like?
A: Lemmings.
Q: What really happened at the Cracks of Mount Doom?
A: Gollum just slipped, purely by accident.
Q: Was Celebrian raped?
A: No.
Q: Did Arwen and Aragorn have sex before marriage?
A: No.
Q: Do orcs have belly-buttons?
A: Yes.
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