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Gurthang · 11-22-2005, 11:31 PM

Rivendel decided to hire a real dwarf to play Santa this year, mainly so he would have a real beard. To their great surprise, the dwarf shows up with a fake beard!
Dwarf: "Hey, you can't play Santa without a fake beard!"

OR

This is Gandalf on a not-good-but-not-bad hair day. You don't even want to think about what a truly bad hair day looks like.

OR

PJ awakens to find that a disgruntled actor has glued a beard to his face.

OR

Dwarf: "Hair-cut? What's a hair-cut?"

11-22-2005, 11:31 PM	#8490
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Rivendel decided to hire a real dwarf to play Santa this year, mainly so he would have a real beard. To their great surprise, the dwarf shows up with a fake beard! Dwarf: "Hey, you can't play Santa without a fake beard!" OR This is Gandalf on a not-good-but-not-bad hair day. You don't even want to think about what a truly bad hair day looks like. OR PJ awakens to find that a disgruntled actor has glued a beard to his face. OR Dwarf: "Hair-cut? What's a hair-cut?" __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.