A great dwarven secret is revealed: bra padding works just as well on beards.
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This is why the art of braiding really should just be left to the elves.
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The world finally learns what a female dwarf looks like, when Gimli brings his mother to the Council.
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age?
2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.
Last edited by Meela; 11-22-2005 at 01:42 PM.
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