Gandalf: "You've got to be kidding me! I guess there really are Starbucks everywhere!"
OR
Gandalf's lost. And guess what. He used MapQuest.
Gandalf: "Stupid MapQuest."
OR
Gandalf has spotted the breakdancing orcs. Dancing to 'Sandstorm'!
OR
Gandalf: "Now which of these sticks is my staff?"
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